hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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(via fuckyeahloldemort)

donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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(via mycumtasteslikeheaven)

*puts your dick in my mouth*

"it’s a metaphor"

zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

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(Source: timmyturntner, via mycumtasteslikeheaven)

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

(via thevanishingglass)

canadianslut:

*Grandma walks into the room wearing her Sunday church clothes*

me: YAASSSS HUNTY SLAAAAY! YOU ARE GIVING ME LIFE! YASSSSS GRANDMA SERVE FOR JESUS! BAPTIZE ME QUEEEEEN!

(via goddess-of-venus)

penis-hilton:

me